With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked,
'Well, when can I see the baby?'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!'
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AS IF THINGS ARE NOT ALREADY GETTING MORE AND MORE BIZARRE EACH DAY, HERE IS ONE MORE TO ADD TO THE LIST. FROM OUR OWN TRAFFIC COPS, CAUGHT A CAR SPEEDING AT 789 KM/J? WOW, THE CAR COULD PROBABLY TAKE OFF LIKE A PLANE.
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