Sodomy? What sodomy?

Malaysiakini recently reported the findings of the three doctors of HKL with regard to Saiful's anus : “No conclusive clinical findings suggestive of penetration to the anus and no significant defensive wound on the body of the patient (Mohd Saiful)”

Two possibilities:

1. Saiful was not sodomised by Anwar or anybody else.

2. Saiful’s arsehole is too loose or Anwar’s dick too small, or both, for the doctors to have recorded “conclusive clinical findings suggestive of penetration”.

The simpler explanation is usually the likeliest.

ON ANOTHER note, the HKL specialists could do with some improvement in their English.

If I’m not mistaken, it should be “penetration OF the anus” and not “penetration TO the anus”.

ALSO, maybe we should get the doctors to swear on the Quran for good measure.

I mean, that’s how we do it in Malaysia, kan?

Kang ada yang tak pecaya pulak, kata doktor tu semua tak check betul-betul la, sokong pembangkang la, kaki main bontot la.