Saturday, March 3, 2012

Do you know?

Do you know these?

People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of
having a blood clot in the brain.

People with blue eyes see better in dark.

Money isn’t made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad
instantly and sting itself to death.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile , with six
times more water than the river above.

The USA uses 29% of the world's petrol and 33% of 

the world's electricity.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria
in your ear By 700 times.

The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is
the mosquito.

We exercise at least 30 muscles when we smile.

Our nose is our personal air-conditioning system: it warms cold
air, cools hot air and filters impurities.

Our brain is more complex than the most powerful 

computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

There is a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. It
Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.

German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent 

when a person looks at something pleasing

Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts
have the buttons on the left.

The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been
digested by a bee.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the
sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea
in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

Friday, March 2, 2012

The latest from Namewee, an anti-Lynas protest song

You will have to excuse the explicit language used in the song.

Why wasn't Felda Farm Products Sdn Bhd awarded the NFC project?

PKR wants to know why Felda Farm Products Sdn Bhd, a company with existing business and track record, not awarded the National Feedlot Centre project?
Mr Prime Minister, your response, please?

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Good news for PJ residents


The Selangor government launched the Selangor Public Integrated Services (SPINS) yesterday, which will provide free WiFi services to the residents of Petaling Jaya.

Selangor Mentri Besar, Tan Si Abdul Khalid Ibrahim, said the services will empower the residents with knowledge and information from the internet whilst bridging the information gap to the residents.

He said the online services could be better managed to cater to the needs of the population which will make their business with the state government and local authority more convenient and less time consuming.

"The initiative led by Petaling Jaya City Council [MBPJ] is not only aimed at the rich but also to the people who are in the lower income bracket to ensure they are not left behind.

They will provide direct services to the people with more internet-based services like paying taxes or settling summons to the local councils", he said after launching the event.

Khalid said that the local council will work with local residents associations to provide training and promote the services to the people.

"We will provide free classes to teach the basics of the internet to school children, housewives and the elderly so they could use the services provided," he said.

Petaling Jaya Mayor Datuk Roslan Sakiman said he as proud that PJ was selected to be the pioneer in the Spins project which will be expanded to the whole state this year.

The project costs RM40 million with 200 monopoles to distribute broadband signals to PJ city.

The SELFISH behaviour of the pro-Lynas protesters

So, this is a Pahang problem and not Penang's.  This shows how selfish certain people can be when they are blinded by hate.  They have forgotten that Pahang too have UMNO and PERKASA members.  To these people, they [the UMNO and PERKASA members in Pahang] can all go to hell, so long as it has nothing to do with Penang.
They just don't understand (or don't want to understand) that this is not a state problem but a national crisis waiting to happen.  Once radio active materials get into the air and with the wind blowing in the atmosphere, the toxic contents could be blown over Penang (and Perak, Selangor, Kedah, etc).  We certainly don't need this extra burden to be placed at our doorsteps.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

NFC Hu-mooo-r

Initially, I wanted to post this on my Monday Humour column, but then I thought it is too good to hold  on till next week.

Q: What is the nation suffering from at this moment?
A: Cowburn Mooonoxide!

Q: What are the twists and spins given by the bosses of the National Feedlot Corporation (NFC) scandal called?
A: Mooodifications!

Q: Who was the then Agriculture minister who dubiously awarded the project to the incompetent Shahrizats in 2006 and initially said he saw “nothing unusual or anything wrong” with the project and passed the buck to current minister Noh Omar to answer further questions?
A. DPM, Mooyiddin!

Q: The Shahrizats has no cattle-rearing experience whatsoever?
A. Yes, they were moo-clue-less!

Q: And they were given RM250 million in soft government loans meant to develop a cattle project but ended up buying luxury apartments and a Mercedes, and going on expensive overseas trips?
A. Yes, a very mooortifying fact for the country in hard economic times!

Q: What was the PM’s initial response in Parliament over the scandal?
A: Najib said it was doing mooovellous! There was no wrongdoing. Production will soon increase to “12,000 cattle from 6,000 previously”.

Q: How can one describe in a word current Agriculture Minister Noh’s initial denial in parliament of any impropriety in the award of the project and even calling the project a “success”?
A. Mooonshine!

Q: What about Umno Youth leader Khairy Jamaluddin, who strenuously defended the project initiated during his father-in-law’s premiership and in trying to douse the growing national anger?
A. Sheer mooollifying!

Q: What can be said of Shahrizat’s long and lame logic that there was no conflict of interest?
A: Mooonologues!

Q: What did the cows say of Shahrizat’s lame excuse: “I am only the wife of the NFC boss!”
A: Moooshit!

Q: MACC’s failure to take any action against the bosses (the husband and children of Shahrizat) in spite of the growing and overwhelming evidence of the misappropriation of public funds, is called?
A: Mooockery!

Q: What did the Minister in the PM’s Department, Nazri Aziz exhibit when he declared that the NFC has “breached its loan conditions…The money that was meant for the cattle industry was used for something else”.
A: A mooodicum of intelligence!

Q: Nazri advice that the best way to resolve the issue without having Shahrizat resign is for her family members who are involved in the project to repay the RM250 million soft loan?
A: Moooronic, to say but the least!

Q: How can Noh Omar’s insistence that he did not know if the NFC breached loan conditions as suggested by Nazri Aziz, be viewed as?
A: Pure “moooyang kulit”

Q: What did Najib whisper to Shahrizat whilst hinting to her to step down?
A: Moooderation!

Q: What was the angry Shahrizat’s reply?
A: Mooodesty! Tell Rosmah that when she goes on her shopping trips!

Q: What could have been Shahrizat’s favourite childhood game?
A: Mooonopoly!

Q: What did Dr M and Rafidah advise Shahrizat?
A: Time to mooove!

Q: How has the Opposition viewed the NFC scandal?
A: It has been moousic to their ears!

Q: How has the NFC scandal affected Umno?
A: It has made it look more and more like a moooribund party!

Mooore next time!

Monday, February 27, 2012

Remember what Najib said about "crushed bodies"?

They say, a picture paints a thousand words.  So, what do these pictures say about UMNO now?
First Najib talked about "crushed bodies" and yesterday, Chua Soi Lek told MCA members to focus their attacks on DAP.  Now it seems supporters of UMNO are taking the cue and from what have taken place so far, there appears to be some form of coordinated effort made nation-wide to disrupt all Pakatan ceramahs. This must be the new modus operandi of UMNO.  If this is kept up with the GE13 getting ever so close, will we be descending into a state of anarchy?  The pictures below will give you an idea how the modus operandi works - disrupt all Pakatan ceramahs, if necessary by violence if they don't pack up and go home.
Victor Hugo, the French poet once said, "An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come."
And Najib had better believe it!


The ABU/HINDRAF gathering in Klang on January 22 2012


Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim's car dented by UMNO supporters who not only kicked the car but stoned it as well, in Sembrong, Johore on February 19 2012


UMNO supporters disrupting the anti-Lynas protest in Penang with one reporter ended up with eight stitches


UMNO supporters disrupting the ceramah attended by Nurul Izzah Ibrahim and Nik Nazmi in Gambang, Pahang on February 26 2012
It was fortunate that Nurul Izzah was not hurt during the ceramah.  It was reported that one youth almost physically abused her had it not been for the timely intervention of a PKR supporter.  Read full report here.


A Quote To Start Your Day

Monday Humour

A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a jewish cap / kippa, a prayer 
shawl / tzitzis, and traditional locks of hair / payos. 
He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. 
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear, 
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”; 
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says 
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear. 
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew. 
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you." 
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except 
for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice. 
Is he nuts? 
"Nope," replies the bartender. 
"He owns this place." 


The Cardiologist and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW M3 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" 
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. 
I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in and, when I finished, it worked just like new. 
So how is that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over and, with a small grin, whispered to the mechanic ...

          "Try doing it with the engine running."

Yes, its that time of the year where we need to inform our beloved government how much we earn so that they can continue to "invest" in useless military hardware, condos, corridors, children's education [but gave the impression it is from their own pocket] and what have you.

I submitted my Returns but they sent it back to me AGAIN because of my response to the question: "List all dependents"

I replied:
1.  6 million illegal immigrants
2.  1 million stupid politically crack-head ministers (assholes who have been here 54 years ago and not having the slightest idea of their "fellow" countrymen's culture... like giving “Ang Pows” in white envelopes)
3.  2 million unemployable leeches on Barisan & UMNO payroll
4.  2 ½ million criminals in almost over 50 prisons - half are Indonesians
5.  More than 300 stooges paid to sleep in our parliament.” 

Aiyah, apparently this was not an acceptable answer.  


NO Speak English 

A Russian woman married a Australian and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne The lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she left off her bra, walked to the shop, clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

(Please scroll down.)


 What were you thinking? 

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

Now get back to work !

I worry about you Sometimes!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Would you want to vote for MCA?

This picture should be made into campaign leaflets in the coming GE13.

Is this what MCA represents?
  • Ill-mannered
  • Disrespectful
  • Uncouth
  • Bad motives
  • Arrogance
  • Loud mouth
  • Callous
  • Vacuous
  • Inconsiderate

Is this the kind of culture Malaysians would like to have their children follow?
Would this be a good role model for our children?
In Penang, children who are rude, parents would tell them in three words, 
"Bo Ka Si!"

Our Sunday Girl - ANNA

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