Monday, October 10, 2011

Monday Humour

Bill Gates on the drink again????


A woman was enjoying a Happy Hours after work drink with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered the room. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The ma
n replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."


A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”

Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:

“I'm not selling!!!...”


Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5?

Response from :

Korean: Is this a joke?

Japanese : Impossible!

American : The question is all wrong!

British : It's not found on the internet.

Then an Indian replied : [Taa ...... Daaa]


This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering ..... anything to do with using both sides of the brain.

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