You just have to admire this fellow's sense of creativity. What you see is NOT what you get. It is a fuel tank!
I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES HE HAS BEEN STOPPED BY THE POLICE?
--------------------------------------------------------------------What has happened to common sense these days? Anyway, my day looks pretty good after seeing this.
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal.
Car upside down in the bay. See the guy standing on it. Call for the wrecker!
Coming back up .... coming ...... coming
Coming real easy .... sloooowly .... almost there!
Oooooops!!!
I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck. Time to get the big wrecker!!!
Okay, we got the car. Let's get the other wrecker now.
Oooooh no! Now, who's gonna explain this one to the insurance guys.
See, your day has not been so bad after all.
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- A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
- Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
- Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
- The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
- A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early, kill people.
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