New "weapons" to topple governments

This whole week was a little down for me until I came across this statement by Nazri.

So watch out, folks.  These harmless items in your kitchen may soon be gazetted as dangerous weapons, and anyone found in possession of them will be dealt with in the same manner as owning a gun.  You may even need permits henceforth to keep mineral water bottles and salt.

For more on the issue, please read here.

May God help us all.