Saturday, January 16, 2010

Very soon, you will be hearing this

You have just finished your business in Kuching and are now boarding a flight back to good ol' KL. The flight was pleasant what with air stewardesses in those tight uniform prancing up and down the aisle serving food and drinks. After a while, an announcement came through the PA system.

"Ladies and gentlemen. Very soon, we will be landing at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. We wish to remind all passengers that it is illegal for you to have in your possession copy or copies of Christian bibles printed in Bahasa Indonesia. Under the newly passed the Prohibition Malay Bible Act 20xx, it is deemed as an offence and anyone found with such item is liable to RMxxxx fine or xx years in jail or both. An air stewardess will be coming round with a garbage bag and would appreciate your depositing the item into the bag. A special note to all non-Muslim passengers that while in the country, the word "Allah" cannot be uttered in any form as it also deemed an offence under the same enactment. Thank you for your cooperation and have a pleasant stay in our country."

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