A DUMB BLONDE
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
He then took her over to a car just like hers
'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
If you're not sure what a 710 is ....
The Malaysian Ministry of Education (KPM) are reverting to teaching Science and Mathematics in Bahasa Malaysia,
Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees on the floor.
And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Blanche always replied, " I know, Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
" Blanche, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter,
To this, Blanche replied, " Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
The pilot overheard the couple and said, " Folks I'll make you
can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a
penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks, but still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
" By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
didn't. I'm impressed! "
Bill replied, "Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something