In the picture below, we will analyze the perception by different group of people.
- For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.
- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.
- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..
Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.
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MY DOCTOR
Let me tell you about my doctor
He's very good!
If you tell him you want a second opinion
He'll go out and come in again
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years
Before he realised she was Chinese
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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill
So, the doctor gave him another six months!
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While he was talking to me, he nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
"Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly told him, "Let's wait and see what develops."
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One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start?"
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I remember one time I told my doctor that I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice, "Don't answer it."
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these.
If they don't work, give me a ring."
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places
He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment
Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."
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