Monday, November 14, 2011

Monday Humour


In the picture below, we will analyze the perception by different group of people.

- For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.

- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.

- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.

- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.

- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.

- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..

Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.



Let me tell you about my doctor

He's very good!

If you tell him you want a second opinion

He'll go out and come in again


He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years

Before he realised she was Chinese


Another time, he gave a patient six months to live

At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill

So, the doctor gave him another six months!


While he was talking to me, he nurse came in and said,

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."


Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

"Doctor, Doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly told him, "Let's wait and see what develops."


One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start?"

The man replied, "When did what start?"


I remember one time I told my doctor that I had a ringing in my ears.

His advice, "Don't answer it."


My doctor sure has his share of nut cases

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."

The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these.

If they don't work, give me a ring."


Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards

The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."


When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places

He told me to stop going to those places.


You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment

Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

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