Monday, September 17, 2012

Monday Humour


A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in the UK , and still wearing all these shit?



1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile
phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
of the screen

. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to copy,paste and forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't
a 9 on this list.



Try to picture this.  You are driving your car on a quiet road and you were with your thoughts.  You come to an intersection and the traffic light shows red.  Like all good drivers, you stop your car.  The next moment someone in a F1 car drives up next you and stops.  Out of nowhere, a bunch of guys come out from behind the trees with all the gears  pretending to change your tyres and check your engine [similar to a pitstop at a racing circuit].  The green light comes on and the F1 car speeds off on the one way lane.  Along the way, another group of people cheer the race car on, flag and all, and before he knows it, the police was on his trail and stops him for speeding.  End of story.

These are many of the antics Reme Gaillard pulls on unsuspecting public and in most times, gets away with it.  I have selected two videos which I believe are worth viewing.  The rest can be found on YouTube.

Remember Sylvester Stallone in 'Rocky' training for the big fight?  Here is Remi Gaillard doing the same, to the backing of the theme song 'Eye of the Tiger".


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