Monday, August 1, 2011

Monday Humour - Aahh ... It's the husband vs wife jokes again

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force ...
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
Then I wrote you name on my heart, I got a Heart Attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in a zoo
Don't feel angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but outside, laughing at you


Position of a Husband is just like a split AC
No matter however loud he is in the outdoor
He is designed to remain silent, indoor.

"Husband is one who is the head of the family
But his wife is the neck
And whichever way she turns, he goes."

A man in Hell asked the Devil,
"Can I make a call to my wife?"
After making the call, he asked how much to pay.
The Devil said, "Nothing. Hell to hell is free."

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, "Without Information, Fighting Every time!"
Wife: No, darling. It means "With Idiot For Ever."

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband : You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Wife : What will you give me if I clime the great Mount Everest?
Husband : A lovely Push ....!

And so, life goes on .......


  1. hahaha this is funny! hope u dont mind me posting it up on fb or blog XD

  2. Hey Danial, be my guest. Everybody deserves a laugh or two these days.