Monday, June 27, 2011

Monday Humour

Abu Bekir Taib Mahmud, the second son of Tan Sri Taib Mahmud (Sarawak Chief Minister) when interviewed by the Press whether it is true the he is sued for RM400m as a divorce settlement, he admitted that it was true.

When further asked how he managed to amass such wealth, he said it was due to "dedikasi."

When challenged that at his young age, it could not be possible due to his dedication in whatever business he was in. He said, "You must have heard wrong. I meant 'daddy kasi .....'".
The meaning of DEADLOCK

Boss says to secretary: 'We will go abroad on business for a week, so please make arrangement.'

Secretary makes call to Husband: 'For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.'

Husband makes call to secret lover: 'My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. '

Secret lover makes call to a small boy to whom she is giving private tuition: 'I am not free for a week, so you need not come for tuition.'

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: 'Grandpa, I don't have tuition for a week because my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.'

(Boss) makes call to his secretary: 'Now I am going to spend time with my grandson, so please postpone that overseas meeting.'

Secretary makes call to her husband: 'My boss has just cancelled our trip.'

Husband makes call to secret lover: 'We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.'

Secret lover makes call to the small boy: 'This week we will have tuition as usual.'

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: 'Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't accompany you.'

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: 'Don't worry, this week we will attend that overseas meeting, so please make arrangement.'

This is called deadlock in life.

The difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISH".

People say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISH". But there is.

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
But when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the "right one" catches you with the "wrong one", you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED"!!
And that is your English lesson for the day.

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